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Casablanca gambling? I'm shocked!

lesatseaside
Comedy
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Cited on HN 14 times, 2015–2025, never outright recommended score 0
Years with an HN recommendation, 2007–2026

HN uses it as a stock joke reply to feigned surprise at obvious corruption, crypto fraud and corporate misbehavior.

The classic Casablanca scene in which Captain Renault is 'shocked, shocked' to find gambling at Rick's, just before being handed his winnings.

“is also a fantastically memorable comedic exchange.” (HN, 2020)

1 citations · 13 jokes · Comedy

14 Hacker News comments

From the HN archive; up to 20 kept per video, favoring different commenters. Recommendations first.

@lytfyre Dec 2020 Cites it
on HN thread Ask HN: What Lived Up to the Hype?
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> I can't think of many stand-out moments in it To me, the `La Marseillaise` scene[1] is incredibly powerful. The crowd trying to out-sing the German soldiers with the French national anthem, and the sheer raw emotion of the scene. Amazing character moments from Ricky, Victor, and Illsa. I haven't looked into the veracity, but the legend around the scene is that most of the extras in the bar were French refuges - and the emotion of the scene was very much present on set. Casablanca was filmed during the height of WW2, and came out in 1942, so it does seem plausible. Louis's brief "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!" - Handed a pile of his winnings by the croupier - "Oh, thank you very much." exchange [2] is also a fantastically memorable comedic exchange. [1] [link] [2] [this video]
Famous comedic exchange from the film
@fnordfnordfnord May 2015 Makes a joke
on HN thread Five Big Banks Plead Guilty to Rigging Currency Markets and No One Goes to Jail
Like it or not, Sarbanes-Oxley is the law (since 2002). We wound up with that law because of executives who built incentive structures within their companies which they knew would cause unlawful behavior while keeping themselves one or more layers removed from the actual criminality. The gambit was to feign surprise and throw the "rouge troops" under the bus if they got caught. That gambit is played out now. You missed your opportunity to play the naive CEO card [this video]
@josh2600 Aug 2020 Makes a joke
on HN thread Ethereum Is a Dark Forest
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I really think that all of this DeFi stuff is playing with fire. If these tools scale large enough, it's easy to imagine breaking the right link in the system at the right time to cause catastrophic failures. Remember that all complex systems operate in a degraded state. If there's ever a way that only part of a complicated swap executes correctly the trade can get really far out of position. People in Ethereum land will say things like "the smart contracts can't possibly execute if all of these conditions aren't met!", but I can assure you that lots of extremely fault-tolerant systems built by very smart people (like electronic stock exchanges) have failed in very surprising ways. Weakly collateralized flash loans are just faster leveraged tools with all of the tradeoffs that entails. YMMV, there's definitely a lot of money to be made. [this video] << Relevant.
@sam_goody Oct 2020 Makes a joke
on HN thread Chrome exempts Google sites from user site data settings
"I am shocked, shocked... " Chrome creates a unique ID for each user (there has been much discussion about the entropy vs the uniqueness for the install key), they have been found to give a pass for Google Analytics when visiting from Chrome, etc. And what else do you expect when it is in their interest to track you (and to have a excuse to justify their knowledge when found out in other grey areas). EDIT: The quote above is from Casablanca, was once very famous [1] [1]: [this video]
@aidenn0 Mar 2021 Makes a joke
on HN thread Voltswagen of America
Even non-global economies end up diffusing the blame for poor labor practices. So many big-box stores end up in a wage-theft situation just because the upper-management sets benchmarks that are only achievable through wage-theft and then they are shocked[1] to find out that the individual store managers are committing wage theft. 1: [this video]
@DonHopkins Nov 2021 Makes a joke
on HN thread Kazakhstan to restrict crypto miners amid power shortages
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More like Proof-Of-Waste, both of precious electricity, and of precious rare earth elements and other materials. Not to mention how much precious time cryptocurrency shills waste, and dangerous greenhouse gasses they produce from all the hot air of their rancid breath, by droning on and on and on about cryptocurrency all the time, parroting all the lies they heard in youtube get-rich-quick pyramid scheme videos. Another shill in this thread just mindlessly repeated the same old lie they parrot all the time: >Crypto helps accelerate the growth, demand, and build-out of renewable energy. That's like saying using more Cocaine helps you quit using Cocaine faster. "Cocaine makes me feel like a new man. And he wants some too!" In an unfortunate and unintended way, it's true... And the absurd idea of using a crypto rig as a space heater has already been completely debunked in this thread. Go back and read it. If it's such a great idea, then why doesn't everybody already have one or a hundred of them, huh? matheusmoreira: Do you really believe in get-rich-quick schemes and perpetual motion devices and miracle cures, even when you can't seem to find any for sale that actually work? Then you must not believe in the free market, either. Is it easier to believe there's a huge well organized conspiracy suppressing these technologies, instead of simply the laws of physics and economics? Go back and read astoor's comment again, which trixie_'s fancifully wishful reply simply doesn't refute.
@chriselles Jan 2022 Makes a joke
on HN thread Josh Hawley introducing his own stock ban bill
60 Minutes broke this story a decade ago. [link] Due to the traction the story got, it led to the Stock Act. But once the news cycle was over it was quietly, rapidly, and largely repealed: [link] And here we are a decade later “shocked” [this video]
@willcipriano Oct 2022 Makes a joke
on HN thread YouTube Premium Price Increase
Oh me too but the average person? YouTube's leadership has to be aware of it and I'd bet money it's part of their strategy. Although if you brought it up they would be shocked like this guy: [this video]
@xg15 Jan 2023 Makes a joke
on HN thread Europe Turns on TikTok
Don't want to excuse TikTok here, but how all the lawmakers suddenly realize that social media is addictive kind of reminds me of the famous Casablanca scene. [this video]
@cs702 Apr 2025 Makes a joke
on HN thread
I'd be shocked if X is not training AI models with every bit of user data that has ever touched the company's servers. I'd be as shocked as Captain Renault in Casablanca: [this video]

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