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36C3 - BahnMining - Pünktlichkeit ist eine Zier - english translation

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HN brings it up in any thread about German or European rail as a data-driven, entertaining analysis of why trains are late.

David Kriesel's 36C3 talk, in an English translation, analyzes a year of scraped Deutsche Bahn data covering every stop of every long-distance train in Germany. It explores delays and how punctuality is actually measured.

“There was this really great talk on the Chaos Communication Congress some time back” (HN, 2021)

2 strong recommendations · 1 recommendations · 3 citations · Talks · partly dated

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@sdoering Nov 2021 Strongly recommends
on HN thread How trains could replace planes in Europe
There was this really great talk on the Chaos Communication Congress some time back on the punctuality of German trains. I searched for it and even found the English voice over translation [1]. [1]: [this video]
English-translated talk on German train punctuality
@btschaegg May 2023 Strongly recommends
on HN thread It will take years to get Deutsche Bahn back on track
Obligatory mention of a great talk on the topic: "David Kriesel: BahnMining -- Pünktlichkeit ist eine Zier" (2019) English translation: [this video] Edit: Note: And that was still with better numbers than lmm posted.
Great talk analyzing Deutsche Bahn punctuality, English translation
@DiogenesKynikos Nov 2020 Recommends
on HN thread Virgin Hyperloop Has Invented the World's Crappiest High-Speed Rail
The was a CCC talk about why the Deutsche Bahn has so many delays: [1]. It turns out that East Germany has great on-time performance, probably because all the infrastructure is new. But overall, Germany has to invest more in upkeep of its existing infrastructure. 1. [this video]
Analysis of why German trains are delayed

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@DiogenesKynikos Jul 2022 Cites it
on HN thread Deutsche Bahn’s Meltdown and High-Speed Rail
At Chaos Computer Club a few years back, David Kriesel presented an analysis of the on-time performance of the Deutsche Bahn, based on a systematic scraping of their API.[0] One of the surprising things he explained: if a train never arrives at a station, it's not late, according to the Deutsche Bahn. 0. [this video]
Scraped Deutsche Bahn API data revealing how lateness is counted
@dav_Oz Mar 2023 Cites it
on HN thread One rail ticket for all cities in Germany – 49 euro per month
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Don't expect German "Pünktlichkeit" on German railways, though.[0] The Austrian and especially the Swiss railroad systems are far superior. Since the "Bahnreform" of 1994 the infrastructure progressively deteriorated from the passenger's perspective. One hard fact: about 20% of the railroad network has been dismantled since 1994 (44.600km to 33.400km [1]). Way too much. Reasons for this are a confluence of excessive bureaucracy, brutal management style, powerful industry interests (think e.g. "Autobahn"), lobbying. Today's "Deutsche Bahn" as an entity is split into eight distinct divisions [2]; DB Schenker (global logistics and freight transport company) is by far the most profitable of the bunch and single-handedly lifts the whole DB group out of the red on the regular basis, it accounts for about 50% of the total revenue.[3] [0] [this video] [1] [link] [2] [link] [3] [link]

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