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Nuke the entire site fom orbit

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Cited on HN 6 times, 2016–2025, never outright recommended score 0
Years with an HN recommendation, 2007–2026

Posted as a joke reply wherever a drastic, scorched-earth solution fits.

A clip from the film Aliens in which Ripley says to nuke the entire site from orbit because it is the only way to be sure.

6 jokes · Comedy

6 Hacker News comments

From the HN archive; up to 20 kept per video, favoring different commenters. Recommendations first.

@Joel_Mckay Oct 2022 Makes a joke
on HN thread Ask HN: Are Whois Abuse Reports Useful?
The best response is to rate limit nuisance traffic to 1kbps, and setup fail2ban firewall rules to trip a ban on scans/bot-blind-probes. In general, abuse reports are often useful for kicking users from services involved in illegal activities. If you don't get a response, than black-hole the entire IP blocks and their routes. i.e. play possum, and they will eventually get bored enough to find a softer target. The other users are collateral damage, but if they aren't a customer... than who gives a toss. =) [this video]
@Joel_Mckay May 2024 Makes a joke
on HN thread Wuffs: Wrangling Untrusted File Formats Safely
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The complex formats of tiff and tga specifications makes it nearly impossible to span all the edge-cases with unit-tests. A VM can be in a known-state snapshot, process pre/post signature logged/compared with a scripted debugger, and binary input/output stripped of non-compliant metadata/blobs at each stage of the pipeline if the process behaves as expected. I've yet to find a better method than Honeypots to sustainably mitigate the complex leaky dependency mess on traditional architectures. It has been my experience that "all software is terrible, but some of it is useful". It may just be my bias, but I see code smell getting worse in recent decades... Have a nice day, =3 [this video]
@Joel_Mckay Jul 2024 Makes a joke
on HN thread AI crawlers need to be more respectful
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One must assume most user IP edge proxies are compromised hosts. If someone paid for that list they were almost certainly conned, as the black hats regularly publish that content on their forums. These folks want as many users as possible in order to hide their nuisance traffic origin in the traffic noise. Allowing users known to have an active RAT or their "proxy friends" on a commercial site is not helping anyone.... especially the victims. [this video] Worth studying the problem from time to time when you get bored of the antics. These folks are generally uninterested in positively contributing to any community, but rather show up to cause trouble for fun and profit. User API quotas are popular for a reason. =3
@ChrisMarshallNY Aug 2025 Makes a joke
on HN thread Do things that don't scale, and then don't scale
That’s how bad things have gotten, and a lot of it is because it’s profitable to fan the flames of rancor. I don’t see it improving. I think there was a post, a couple of days ago, where some folks concluded that social media is unfixable. “Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” [this video]

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