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George Carlin - Euphemisms

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4 HN users recommended this comedy video4 months2014–2025 score 4.5
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HN commenters reach for it whenever a thread involves corporate or political euphemism, using it mostly as a reference.

A George Carlin stand-up bit on euphemisms, tracing how language gets softened, such as shell shock becoming PTSD, until it loses its emotional force.

“George Carlin made this point brilliantly” (HN, 2021)

1 strong recommendations · 3 recommendations · 12 citations · 4 jokes · Comedy

20 Hacker News comments

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@gorwell Aug 2021 Strongly recommends
on HN thread Homelessness is about housing
Did anyone else notice this euphemism treadmill update? "for people experiencing homelessness" "the number of people experiencing homelessness" "of those experiencing homelessness" This softer language with more syllables is not for the benefit of the homeless, it's for everyone else so they don't feel as bad about it. Which makes it less likely anything will be done. George Carlin made this point brilliantly: [this video]
Carlin on softened language reducing action.
@DevX101 Dec 2014 Recommends
on HN thread US Senate Report on CIA Detention and Interrogation Program
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"You can't be afraid of words that speak the truth. I don't like words that hide the truth. I don't like words that conceal reality. I don't like euphemisms or euphemistic language. And American english is loaded with euphemisms. Because Americans have a lot of trouble dealing with reality. Americans have trouble facing the truth, so they invent a kind of a soft language to protect themselves from it. And it gets worse with every generation. For some reason it just keeps getting worse." - George Carlin Here's an amusing and insightful video of Carlin dissecting the language behind Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder [this video] The U.S. military seems particularly prone to this habit of using euphemisms to mask reality.
Carlin dissects the language behind PTSD.
@ryandrake May 2022 Recommends
on HN thread How to professionally say
George Carlin had a great bit[1] about our continuous need to soften our language with euphemisms. That, combined with a kind of forced optimism: needing to hide all negativity inside robotic passive aggression, is what communication has become in a lot of corporations. I don't imagine anyone actually likes having to do it, but we all seem to adopt these speech patterns eventually. Every time your boss tells you, "Hey, can you tone it down next time? Fred told me he was very offended by your asking him to do his job!"-- you're being asked to participate in the game. 1: [this video]
Carlin's bit on softening language with euphemisms.
@bullfightonmars Aug 2024 Recommends
on HN thread Euphemisms are best changed frequently (2016)
George Carlin has a great bit on euphemism where he makes the case that euphemisms are used to soften the meaning of things that are painful to the point of being meaningless, e.g. shellshock -> ptsd [this video] The author of this article pointed our some similar examples: welfare -> cash assistance -> TANF.
Carlin on euphemisms softening painful things into meaninglessness, e.g. shellshock to PTSD

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@itistoday2 May 2015 Cites it
on HN thread How the DEA took a young man’s life savings without charging him with a crime
I am concerned that by calling it "civil forfeiture" this article is using language to mask a very basic crime. What was described in this article is called stealing or theft. To call it anything else is to mask and downplay what was done to this man. It is to enable the very act that was committed. George Carlin observed this as a dangerous trend in our language: [this video] Call it "civil forfeiture" once if you have to (perhaps as a footnote). But to repeatedly use such "soft language" is to delay an end to such injustice.
@Nadya Nov 2015 Cites it
on HN thread Replace suicide as a verb – Issue #3721 – Node.js/node
Do people realize that euphemisms do not change the meaning of something? `voluntaryExit`? What do they think suicide actually is? Oh well, at least it provides relevant context to shoehorn Carlin in. [0] [1] It amazes me so many people are willing to receive their sticks from the stick people. [0] [this video] [1] [link]
@aq3cn Oct 2016 Cites it
on HN thread The Art of Condolence
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He made fun of euphemism and the way people mourn over or feel hurt because of choice of words. [this video] This article asks us to avoid the d word (death, dead). This is bit too extreme for me. English is my third language and I have hurt people at multiple occasions because of poor choice of words. I wish it goes away, so that my life can be easier. It is not easy to live in society as an autistic person and I have no interest in learning manners of society when I believe I have more meaningful interests to pursue. If you are a social person, you will not like my opinion and it's fine. I am used to that. Check what Linus has to say about it in his TEDx talk. [link]
@MarcellusDrum Oct 2020 Cites it
on HN thread PRISM – NSA surveillance program did not prevent a single terrorist attack
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The "Patriot Act" is so maliciously named its more funny than sad. Reminds me of George Carlin's show about changing words to make them softer.[1] An good example he used to show this is the condition the fighters get from shock in combat. In WW1, it was called Shell Shock, a terrifying name. The same condition in WW1 was called Battle Fatigue, a nicer name. In the Korean War, the name changed to Operational Exhaustion, removing any humanity from it. After the Vietnam War, the name because Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. When you compare the terms "Shell Shock" and "PTSD", it's obvious what the intent is. [1]: [this video]
@halotrope Oct 2021 Cites it
on HN thread Stop Calling Everything AI, Machine-Learning Pioneer Says
The George Carlin bit [1] about euphemisms comes to mind. While not quite in the lens of marketing hyperbole it captures really well what it means to dilute the language. The result is a loss of meaning and expressive power. If everything is something, nothing is. 1: [this video]
@jjav Mar 2023 Cites it
on HN thread The moral case against equity language
> I prefer the term blind because it is pretty descriptive and relatively short Always reminds me of the George Carlin bit on language euphemisms used to distance us from reality ( [this video] ).
Carlin bit on euphemisms distancing us from reality
@civilized Mar 2023 Cites it
on HN thread The moral case against equity language
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Contemporary word fixation is a distraction. People should get off the social media hamster wheel, take a walk, and dream up a more meaningful way to help their fellow man (human / hxmxn / whatever). It's blown up to the extent that we must now write essays about it, but it would have been better if we had never gone there in the first place. This stuff is very not new. George Carlin did a rant about it over 30 years ago [1]. Seems like the only real effect is class signaling; those who invest in staying "with it" signal their willingness to pay lip service to the latest ideological fads. [1] [this video]
Carlin's rant on euphemistic language from decades ago
@esafak Feb 2024 Cites it
on HN thread Our Company Is Doing So Well That You're All Fired
"Poor people used to live in slums. Now the economically disadvantaged occupy substandard housing in the inner cities. And they're broke! They're broke! They don't have a negative cash-flow position. They're ****ing broke! Cause a lot of them were fired. You know, fired. Management wanted to curtail redundancies in the human resources area, so many people are no longer viable members of the workforce." George Carlin. [this video] *
Carlin's routine on euphemisms like fired and broke
@dig1 Aug 2025 Cites it
on HN thread Claude says “You're absolutely right!” about everything
I believe this reflects the euphemization of the english language in US, a concept that George Carlin discussed many years ago [1]. As he put it, "we don't die, we pass away" or "we are not broke, we have negative cash flow". Many non-English speakers find these terms to be nonsensical. [1] [this video]
Carlin discussing euphemization of American English
@nsagent Nov 2025 Cites it
on HN thread Git 3.0 will use main as the default branch
Because it goes hand-in-hand with the euphemism treadmill. I defer to the late great George Carlin's words on the subject: I don't like euphemisms, or euphemistic language. And American English is loaded with euphemisms. Cause Americans have a lot of trouble dealing with reality. Americans have trouble facing the truth, so they invent the kind of a soft language to protest themselves from it, and it gets worse with every generation. Video [this video] or text form: [link]
Carlin on Americans' soft euphemistic language
@sarciszewski Jun 2015 Makes a joke
on HN thread How to Fight Unconscious Bias and Become a Better Ally
> Feminism is a women's movement for women by women. I am not a woman, so I cannot be a feminist, but I can be a feminist ally. > What would you prefer to call it? I'd prefer the use of the compound noun "feminist ally" over the generic and ambiguous noun "ally". > I fail to see how this is a torture of the English language. [this video] Slight exaggeration for the sake of humor.
@drdaeman May 2022 Makes a joke
on HN thread Bolt announces layoffs
Ha, I'm surprised they still say "layoff" at all, and not mask it behind some softer euphemism. Reminds me of this George Carlin's performance: [this video]
@kragen Jul 2024 Makes a joke
on HN thread Pattern of brain damage is pervasive in Navy SEALs who died by suicide
> Much of what is categorized as post-traumatic stress disorder may actually be caused by repeated exposure to blasts. that is to say, it's actually shell shock? as in, actual physical shock from actual shells? george carlin would be so proud [this video] the article also mentions that they'd all trained extensively in diving deep underwater, which is also known to cause brain damage, but the 'interface astroglial scarring' pathology lab results sound pretty specific to big shock waves i'm skeptical that firing a rifle produces shock waves that induce cavitation in brain tissue, though

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